by Noor_Razzak » 17 Apr 2019 16:19
Hellboy - Let me start by saying I love Neil Marshall, Dog Soldiers and The Descent are among two of my favorite horror movies, I was somewhat intrigued by his hiring on Hellboy. The Del Toro movies where excellent and as a fan of the comic I thought he nailed it combined with Ron Perlman performance there was no better actor to embody Hellboy. So, it's a hard act to follow, let alone reboot. As expected, the experiment failed. I was really rooting for this film, I wanted to love it, but there's not a lot here to love. The Story was choppy, and seemed cobbled together. Three stories mashed into one narrative and it didn't flow too well. The casting was completely wrong, David Harbour does his best, but he never quite grasps the role. Ian McShane was severely miscast, Daniel Dae Kim and Sasha Lane where terrible and had zero chemistry. The film's primary villain, Nimue aka The Blood Queen played by Milla Jovovich was never a real threat. The CGI was terrible, so many moments that looked rushed and Del Toro's practical touches where severely missed. The film's music cues where all over the place, the complete product is a mess. There were small moments and the occasional shot that were cool but that far from equates to a good film. I wish the powers that be had let Del Toro finish his trilogy with Ron Perlman, if anything this film made me want to revisit those two older films all the more and and that this one never existed. 1/10.
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